When I was just a lad of twelve, I joined a skipper's crew, To sail about the ocean wide, in search of treasures new But failed to batten down a hatch, I let in scores of water And that's when bo's'n introduced me to the captain's daughter
Oh! The captain's daughter, she's a sight! She'll keep you up in the dead of night She'll make you weep 'till your eyes turn sore Like many other men before
The captain was an older man, not known for giving tack He'd bring his daughter out for any ordinary Jack She'll make your skin shift colours faster than a signal flag So don't be caught adrift and let that cat out of the bag
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Well, out across the pond one day we heard the crow's nest call And down the mast came crashing, being struck by cannonball The captain stood there laughing, bid us stand to our last breath But we'd rather face his daughter than a terrifying death
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So onwards, to demise, she floats while we all beat to quarters "Abandon ship" the first mate cried and jumped into the water "Belay that!" cried the captain, "I did not give those orders! Fish out that dog from in the drink and fetch him to my daughter!"
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Though years ago I'm still reminded of those awful days My wife reminds me of the lash in oh so many ways But between the two of them I know which brings more pain I'd rather bring my back to bear than see my wife again!
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This song appears as the first track on the Longest John’s 2013 album Bones in the Ocean. The Captain’s Daughter is a well-known euphemism for the cat o’ nine tails whip that frequently makes an appearance in Drunken Sailor.

A helpful list of additional nautical terminology is provided on the Longest John’s wiki:

  • Batten down the hatch: prepare for inclement weather by securing hatch doors with wooden “battens”(thin strips of material used for multiple purposes aboard ship) to prevent water from entering.
  • Bo’s’n: a boatswain. A non-comissioned officer responsible for keeping the regular sailors in order.
  • Bring…to bear: usually used in reference to aiming a cannon at something, bringing one’s back to bear became slang for a sailor preparing to receive a flogging.
  • Cat out of the bag: see Captain’s Daughter.
  • Caught Adrift: a reference to inattentiveness.
  • Crow’s Nest: a perch usually kept atop a mast, manned by a sailor for the purposes of warning of approaching dangers.
  • Jack: a common sailor.
  • Skipper: the captain.
  • Signal Flag: a reference to semaphore, the code of coloured flags and positions used to signal between ships.
  • Tack: in this context refers to a navigational course adjustment used to make the way easier, presumably, the captain was stubborn.