When there's rain and shine together,
Ch: Yo heave ho!
Uncle Sam is in the weather:
Ch: Yo heave ho!

When the sun shines through a fog,
Uncle Samuel drinks his grog:

When the blue sky shows in pieces,
Those are Uncle Samuel's breeches:

When a cloud is low and flat,
That is Uncle Samuel's hat:

When the wind is loud and bad,
Then Old Sam is getting mad:

When the wind begins to bellow,
Uncle Sam is in the cellar:

When the sky is clean and red,
Uncle Sam is gone to bed:

When you hear the wind a-roaring,
That is Uncle Sam a-snoring:

When you see the lightning spooning,
Then old Uncle Sam's harpooning:

When you hear the wind a-barking,
Uncle Sam has gone a-sharking:

When you see a santo-corpus,
Uncle Sam is arter a porpus:

When the water gabbles too much,
Uncle Sam is talking Dutch:

When the sea hawk's scream is heard,
He wants to know if there's Dutch on board:

When the wind's before the rain,
Soon you can make sail again:

From Songs of the Sea and Lays of the Land by Charles Godfrey Leland (1895)