I've been roaming all my life and now I've found a lady wife,
I'm staying... right here!
Oh I won't go sailing any more I won't obey the ocean's call,
I'm staying... right here!
I'll be a man of the land,
I'll be a man of the trees
I'll be a man wherever my woman will be
I won't be any captain's mate
I won't be servant of the seas
'cause this pretty little woman is all I need
At 14 I was cabin boy to fearsome Captain Buckleroy
I'm staying... right here!
When I was sick he ordered cat 'o nine, until I said that I felt fine
I'm staying... right here!
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At 20 I manned our crow's nest and captain said I was the best
I'm staying... right here!
But I nearly lost my eyes to God just lookin' out for old Cape Cod
I'm staying... right here!
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At 25 no man alive could match my skill for gunnin'
I'm staying... right here!
But the Captain he got drunk one night and sank the blasted cannon
I'm staying... right here!
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Captain died at twenty eight and by then I was his first mate
I'm staying... right here!
Well they tried to give me his command but I was hungry for the land
I'm staying... right here!
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Stepped ashore at Felixstowe and made for Bristol by the road
I'm staying... right here!
Oh I fell in love when first I saw her
Avon County's finest daughter...
And now she's got me staying right here (a-way!)
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